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Five Ingredient Yum: Cheesecake

By on December 12, 2013 12:30pm EST

Recipes from the Riot consisting of five ingredients or less.

Cooking can be scary if you don’t know how to do it. There’s always the worry that you’re going to burn something, or undercook something, or add too much salt, or not enough salt. But in general, cooking is a pretty forgiving process for the beginner. You can taste, stir, poke at, and generally manage something simmering on the stove until it comes out sort of all right.

Baking is a scarier endeavor still. You’ve got to get your ratios just right and you’ve got to do it on the first try. There’s no taste-testing halfway through.

And then there are all the ingredients you need for baking. All different shades of sugar, and which kind of flour is best? And what’s the difference between baking soda and baking powder, anyway?

If these are the things that stand between you and homemade baked goods, read on. I’ve been very slowly becoming a decent cook for a few years now, and I’ve gotten pretty pretentious about it. That person in the dairy aisle of Whole Foods asking the department manager to explain the difference in brands of organic Greek Yogurt? Yeah, that’s me. But to this day the single most important piece of information I’ve acquired is this are-you-kidding-ly simple recipe for cheesecake that I stumbled across five years ago.

To make a crowd-pleasing (and I mean CROWD PLEASING) cheesecake, you really only need four things:

16 ounces cream cheese

2 eggs

1/2 cup sugar

Crust. You can get fancy with the crust if you want, but a quick, cheap, super-easy, and very tasty cheesecake can be made with one of those graham cracker or Oreo crusts you find in the grocery store that come in their own disposable pan and everything. (If the store tries to complicate things and give you two size options, you want the bigger one.)

OK you also need a bowl, a spoon, and an oven. But that’s honestly it; I swear. Anyone who told you tales of spring form pans and water baths was just trying to scare you into finishing your homework before bedtime.

Step 1: Leave the cream cheese out for a few hours so that it melts and is easy to work with, or, if you can’t get it together for that much forward thinking, just buy whipped cream cheese and leave it in the fridge until you’re ready to bake. Preheat the oven to 350.

Step 2: Stir up your cream cheese, eggs, and sugar in a large bowl (or use a mixer if that’s what you’re into, but those things take up counter space and can be complicated to clean. We’re going for real simple here.) until everything is well blended and has about the consistency of cake batter.

Step 3: Pour your mixture into the crust and bake at 350 for about half an hour, or until a skewer/knife/piece of dry spaghetti inserted into the cheesecake comes out clean. The edges should be starting to turn golden brown, and the top may split in the middle like a loaf of bread.

Step 4: Let it cool and enjoy it! It will keep well in the fridge for…well…I’ve never really kept one around long enough for it to go bad, so I’m not sure, but at least a few days.

Now, this simple version of cheesecake will be an instant hit, and boost the confidence of any beginning baker. If your new-found cheesecake mastery makes you wonder what other things you can do, the possibilities for adapting this recipe are endless, and relatively risk-free.  My favorites include:

-As soon as you take your cheesecake out of the oven, put strawberries on top.

photo courtesy of about.com

photo courtesy of about.com

-Heat up your favorite dark chocolate until it liquefies, and pour it into the center of your cheesecake just before putting it in the oven. Then make a swirly pattern with a knife.

photo courtesy of evernewrecipes.com

photo courtesy of evernewrecipes.com

-Rainbow cheesecake!

photo courtesy of tablespoon.com

photo courtesy of tablespoon.com

If you want to ruin a perfectly good, easy recipe by turning it into an all-day project, feel free to up your game by making your own graham cracker crust, or even your own graham crackers. The more you make your ingredients from scratch, the better you can avoid GMOs, allergens, or whatever your own personal taboo food product might be.

But the fun doesn’t end there. Once you’re comfortable with cheesecake, you can put it in browniescookies, even dessert chimichangas (apparently).

What’s your favorite way to eat cheesecake?

 

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Jane Ward

Jane has been eating for as long as she can remember, and for the most part enjoys it. She worries about the sorry state of the industrial agriculture system, though, and writes about delicious and sustainable alternatives at Corn Free July. Follow her on Twitter @cornbloggirl.

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  • http://www.bellskitchen.net/ Bells

    My favorite way to eat cheesecake is as often as possible.