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Take, Taste, Toss: Brussels Sprouts Edition

By on June 17, 2013 12:30pm EST

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My husband and I are ‘super-tasters,’ which means we can taste phenylthiocarbamide and 6-n-propylthiouracil, which is Fancy Science for we don’t like cilantro. We’re only mild supertasters, though, because we can eat broccoli and kale.

Brussels sprouts have these same compounds, and it makes them taste like battery acid, especially if over-cooked. But there are (allegedly) ways to do them up that keep them from being little balls of nasty, and I’m with Henry Tilney on it being ‘well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible’. I LIKE LIKING STUFF.

So I’m out to find a likable form of sprout.

SLICED AND SAUTÉED.

Easy Maple Brussels Sprouts

brussels sprouts with maple
This recipe claims to obviate the bitterness with a short cook time, made possible by the thinly-sliced nature of the sprouts. They’re only ‘easy’ if you have a mandolin slicer and a Kevlar glove (which I do). Otherwise, you’re slicing a few dozen tiny beasts by hand, and that is WORK. The quick sauté leave the sprouts crunchy and flavorful, and the maple syrup caramelizes, making these into a bitter-sweet-salty candy. Does that sound gross? It’s kind of delicious.

Verdict: Take.

QUARTERED AND STEAMED.

Brown Butter and Dill Brussels Sprouts 

Brussels sprouts with dill
I’m never sure I’m browning butter right. But a sweet old lady in a community garden (it was so idyllic and pastoral I could have punched something) gave us some dill, so I swirled that butter until the nutty aromas something solids something brown. Whatever.

The recipe called for the sprouts to be quartered and steamed, which brought out their intrinsic soapy tang. It is ENTIRELY POSSIBLE I steamed them too long, but more likely that steaming just engrossens things. Rancid-leaves-taste aside, the butter was rich and warm and the dill was bright, so I would totally remake this with thinly-sliced, sautéed sprouts.

Verdict: Taste, and if steamed Brussels sprouts are your jam, then proceed as advised since it’s WAAAAY less work.

HALVE AND ROAST THEM.

brussels with mushrooms and bacon
Roasted Potatoes with Brussels Sprouts, Mushrooms, Chicken, and Bacon

This was, by far, the easiest prep for the sprouts, because you’re just like *stem, WHACK* and hey, on to the next. The meal itself was a little laborious, and let us decree once and for all that a ‘one-dish’ meal should be cooked in one dish. Maybe two. But none of this ‘bake the chicken, roast the potatoes and then the sprouts, fry the bacon, sauté the mushrooms, assemble the whole thing and then bake.’ THAT DIRTIES SO MANY DISHES.

Anywert. I’m not sure I roasted the sprouts for long enough because the recipe didn’t specify (srsly, recipe, get your shit together). But they were slightly tender and only just beginning to brown on the edges, and lo, Brussels sprouts taste good with other stuff. The salty bacon and cheese, the cozy potatoes, and the little nubbiny mushrooms all made excellent friends with the slightly bitter sprouts. The chicken was an extra world of work and just bogged down the dish, but otherwise this is a fantastic brunch or dinner, and I hid the leftovers on the shelf that my husband can’t see.

Verdict: Take.

I’m coming around to sprouts. Have you turned a Strong Dislike into a Tolerate In Certain Circumstances, Particularly Those Involving Cheese?

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Raych Krueger

Raych reads books and raises babies, hobbies for which her BAs in Literature and Early Childhood Education come in handy. Follow her on Twitter: @raychraych.

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  • Karen

    I had an ongoing strong dislike of canned tuna, onions, bell peppers, sauerkraut and mustard. I still have a strong dislike of sauerkraut but will eat very small amounts occasionally. The others have all been turned into tolerate in certain circumstances foods in the past three years.

  • Kayleigh vW

    I love Brussels sprouts, so all of these sound good. But I am suspicious of the first recipe because SWEET? WHAT?

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